okay! so i woke up this morning to Mcdonalds Breakfast.WHY? Because nowadays no one wants to cook in my crib. Buy hey it is what it is. I ate my mc muffins. [ btw they were tasty but i wanted one pancake ] So my baby sis is downing the pancakes and when i asked for one she said no and screamed at me. I thought that was so rude because she is only three, why does she need 3 big pancakes. but suprisingly her fat behind finisihed it. then she gonna go ask me if i want the butter and syrup smh.
Convo with the lil OneAlexa: You want syrup and butta ?
Me: smt no alexa eat ya food
Alexa: I finish already, gimmie juice n ice
Me: theres no ice, santa clause came and took the ice for the snow remember. if you want snow then yu cant have no ice.
Alexa: ahhh [ screamin n crying ] nooo i want ice and cheerios
Me: wth is yur problem i told yu thereis no damn ice and yu aint ask for cheerios before. stop being fat.
Alexa: ughh duhhh fuck .. i waant dora
Me: dont say that word before i get the belt
Alexa: No dont beat me... can i watch dora [ crying]
-so then we made up but it was torture because i had to sit through an hour and a half of Dora the Explorer. so stupid talkin bout a train and CHOO CHOO and she was so fasinated she aint even blink. so i crept out the room. her slow self aint even realize till two hours later lmfao 
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